spikespiegell:

do ya ever bring your pet up to a mirror and ur like “that you”

Can I get “If you were my girlfriend…” messages?
thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

frank-e-shadow-tongue:

awwww-cute:

Invasion begins

yes, come my minions we shall rule this place!!!

"We shall rule over this land and we shall call it…THIS LAND"

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

frank-e-shadow-tongue:

awwww-cute:

Invasion begins

yes, come my minions we shall rule this place!!!

"We shall rule over this land and we shall call it…THIS LAND"

magic-in-every-book:

ananasbooks:

Birthday idea: ask everybody to give you their favourite book with a dedication and an explanation, why they love it. Your friends will be happy sharing a part of themselves and you will get not only the most sincere recommendations, but maybe a key to understand your friends better. And even if you read it before you could do it again and try to see it through the giver’s eyes. You might see it completely differently.

THIS IS SO CUTE.

riddle-my-hiddles:

8bit-ghost:

We’re all born with scars. From the moment we open our eyes and look at the world we are wounded, and we all share that same mark.

Bellybuttons.

if anyone wants me to explain what an ‘anticlimax’ is, i’ll show them this text post

inbalanced:

that random moment when you suddenly remember someone who is no longer in your life and it feels like a knife through the chest

Things just went wrong too many times.
Suicide note of Tony Hancock (1924-1968). (via fyeahlastwords)
The very least you can do in your life is figure out what you hope for. And the most you can do is live inside that hope. Not admire it from a distance but live right in it, under its roof.
Barbara Kingsolver (via h-o-r-n-g-r-y)

urtotallynotpunkrock:

things i like:

  • reading
  • learning

things i do not like:

  • reading for a grade
  • learning for a grade

so basically school ruins my motivation for things

thingswilllookbetterinthemorning:

pussyrican:

Fun Fact: Morgan Freeman does his own stunts.

Fun fact: this was actually a two story window prior to Morgan Freeman sitting on the windowsill. Once the house realized who he was, it retracted itself into the ground to prevent injury to Morgan Freeman.

thingswilllookbetterinthemorning:

pussyrican:

Fun Fact: Morgan Freeman does his own stunts.

Fun fact: this was actually a two story window prior to Morgan Freeman sitting on the windowsill. Once the house realized who he was, it retracted itself into the ground to prevent injury to Morgan Freeman.

canadad:

how dare this younger generation enjoy casual hookups and temporary dating…back in my day we got married to our first crushes when we were 18 and ended up unhappy by the time we were 40

abigaillx:

the actual, physical ache you feel in your chest and in your bones when you’re so sad is fucking awful.